Failed

Maybe you've noticed something.

That something is very wrong.

So you see, I went for a haircut today. It almost took the guy an hour to cut my hair. He was like super duper slow. I think it took him 3 or 4 seconds just to hold my hair up, literally.

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Why is my hair so NUT-LIKE?!!

OMG I just realized I look like a nut. Like the one that the squirrels in Ice Age fight for you know?! Wth super nut-like. -.- Even my face looks longer because of the freakin hair.

Ok nothing else.